Mr Sentamu leads a move in the Church of England to abandon the use in the communion service of ‘effeminate’ wine for macho beer. ‘this will emphasise the essential male character of God’ he said and’ make a clear statement of the maleness of Bishops at the same time’.
When Mr Sentamu becomes Archbishop of Canterbury he intends to impose new Vestments for all Church of England Bishops. This is to emphasise and enhance the male testosterone levels required for the post of Bishop for all new candidates. Advertising Sponsorship will be decided by each diocese. He is also illustrating the look of aggression that he believes is essential for the post.
It has been announced today that any member forgetting their synod pass will suffer ” relational consequences”